A man? A myth? A yeti?
Oh there’s plenty that’s been said about me, that’s for sure, but tales become wild in the retelling and grow larger and lar-
Oh. Not buying into it, huh?
There’s not much to say about me. I’m an approaching-30 man who works for a computer company in the netherbowls of the earth and have thus grown to shy away from sunlight. I am married to a wonderful woman who has tolerated my sense of humor and grievous character flaws for nigh on 10 years. I have a son with mild-to-moderate hearing loss starting Kindergarten this year who will no doubt be the death of me.
I intend to give him a run for his money.
I also have a beard. It’s the beardiest.