“Daddy! I have to draw a house on your head!” is not something I ever expected to hear in my life. Ever. Thankfully my son is easily distracted. Still… there’s few things so unnerving as a six year-old’s intent gaze while he’s holding up a marker close to your face.
Notice that is something that he “has” to do. Moral imperative, and all that. Tonight Tara told me that some loud Kroger employees needed to “shut up,” as she “was tired of hearing it.” Rough little customers, indeed.