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Much like the noble vampire, I sleep through the day so that I may work during the night.  However, it appears that a dark and malevolent force took advantage of my slumber today.  Strange — dare I say prankish — calls were made from my cellular phone while I lay a-snooze.  Thankfully, someone made me aware of this offense so that the culprit could be handily identified:

I’m lookin’ at you, kiddo!

Yes, you!  My own flesh and blood trolling through my saved numbers all so he could extoll the virtues of Optimus Prime or expose some evil robot treachery or something.  For shame!  For those inconvenienced by such random jabber, worry not!  He shall be punished!

Eventually.

Maybe.  If it weren’t kinda funny, I guess.